1 00:00:05,715 --> 00:00:07,783 When you work for a company 2 00:00:07,784 --> 00:00:09,751 as demanding as Veridian Dynamics, 3 00:00:09,752 --> 00:00:12,921 it's important to make time to have a personal life. 4 00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:33,442 She seemed nice. 5 00:00:33,443 --> 00:00:34,943 That was Nadine. 6 00:00:34,944 --> 00:00:37,145 Oh, good. So you know each other. 7 00:00:37,146 --> 00:00:39,214 Yeah, she's one of the company's lawyers. 8 00:00:39,215 --> 00:00:41,283 Sorry for not introducing you. 9 00:00:41,284 --> 00:00:43,151 Your tongue was kinda busy, 10 00:00:43,152 --> 00:00:45,087 all up inside her mouth. 11 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:46,621 She's amazing. 12 00:00:46,622 --> 00:00:48,557 It's just that we both work such long hours, 13 00:00:48,558 --> 00:00:50,559 it's hard to find time to go out. 14 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:52,527 So we usually meet in her office, 15 00:00:52,528 --> 00:00:54,596 where she has a door that closes 16 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:56,998 and a closet where we can hang our clothes 17 00:00:56,999 --> 00:00:59,768 so we're crisp and fresh after we've soiled each other. 18 00:00:59,769 --> 00:01:04,172 The only time I've ever been naked in this building 19 00:01:04,173 --> 00:01:06,241 remember when those super lice got out and tried to colonize me? 20 00:01:06,242 --> 00:01:08,243 This is more fun than that. 21 00:01:13,516 --> 00:01:15,617 Hey there, bloopity-bloo. 22 00:01:15,618 --> 00:01:18,353 - Oopity-bo? - It's a nickname I came up with for you, 23 00:01:18,354 --> 00:01:21,857 - right off the top of my head. - So what made you get high before work this morning? 24 00:01:21,858 --> 00:01:23,325 I'm high on life, Ted. 25 00:01:23,326 --> 00:01:25,994 You know how I've been trying to write children's books? 26 00:01:25,995 --> 00:01:29,131 - I just sold one. - Really? Well, congratulations. 27 00:01:29,132 --> 00:01:30,465 I sent a chapter 28 00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:32,968 to a bunch of publishers, and one of them bought it. 29 00:01:32,969 --> 00:01:35,237 I may have a whole new career entertaining children 30 00:01:35,238 --> 00:01:37,439 instead of working for a place that uses them to assemble munitions. 31 00:01:37,440 --> 00:01:39,841 Boy, who's gonna judge us when you're gone? 32 00:01:39,842 --> 00:01:41,543 No, but really, that... that's great. 33 00:01:41,544 --> 00:01:43,011 So is this the story 34 00:01:43,012 --> 00:01:45,881 with the little forest creature who looks like Phil? 35 00:01:45,882 --> 00:01:48,617 He's a lemur. And he doesn't look anything like Phil. 36 00:01:48,618 --> 00:01:50,619 Their markings are completely different. 37 00:01:50,620 --> 00:01:52,254 Hey, guys. 38 00:01:54,190 --> 00:02:00,495 Ooh, bananas! I love bananas. 39 00:02:00,496 --> 00:02:01,930 Oh, God. 40 00:02:01,931 --> 00:02:04,900 I stuck a tail on Phil and put him in a tree. 41 00:02:04,901 --> 00:02:06,368 He's gonna hate that. 42 00:02:06,369 --> 00:02:08,804 Oh, go talk to him. Maybe he'll like it. 43 00:02:08,805 --> 00:02:11,606 But if he shows his teeth, I'd get the hell outta there. 44 00:02:11,607 --> 00:02:13,809 Oh. 45 00:02:13,810 --> 00:02:16,144 We all need a life outside of work. 46 00:02:16,145 --> 00:02:18,280 Mine is compressed into one perfect, 47 00:02:18,281 --> 00:02:19,714 conveniently sized bundle. 48 00:02:19,715 --> 00:02:21,817 Daddy! 49 00:02:21,818 --> 00:02:24,986 Hey, come here. Oh. How's your day, sweetie? 50 00:02:24,987 --> 00:02:26,521 Awesome. Cammy threw up, 51 00:02:26,522 --> 00:02:29,724 and then Aaron Oberlander slipped in it, and then... 52 00:02:29,725 --> 00:02:31,226 Grace T. hit Grace H., 53 00:02:31,227 --> 00:02:33,228 and then Grace S. put gum in Grace T's hair. 54 00:02:33,229 --> 00:02:35,630 And then there were crying Graces everywhere... 55 00:02:35,631 --> 00:02:37,966 What's great about having Rose in after-care at work 56 00:02:37,967 --> 00:02:40,635 is we see more of each other. 57 00:02:40,636 --> 00:02:43,638 The downside is, I hear a lot of boring stories 58 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:46,641 - about the children of my coworkers. - And then grace told me that Billy's dad is getting fired. 59 00:02:46,642 --> 00:02:48,477 His name is Larry Pancake. 60 00:02:48,478 --> 00:02:50,545 Honey, there's nobody at the company 61 00:02:50,546 --> 00:02:53,048 named Larry Pancake or anybody else named after food. 62 00:02:53,049 --> 00:02:54,983 What about Taco Tony in the cafeteria? 63 00:02:54,984 --> 00:02:56,918 Well, that was just a nickname, 64 00:02:56,919 --> 00:02:58,987 and we don't call him that anymore. 65 00:02:58,988 --> 00:03:02,491 When he moved to the salad bar, it just sounded racist. 66 00:03:02,492 --> 00:03:06,228 The company has started another round of downsizing. 67 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,463 There's blood on the cheap, industrial carpets. 68 00:03:08,464 --> 00:03:10,398 Some guy in Pete's RandD department 69 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:11,967 just got laid off. 70 00:03:11,968 --> 00:03:14,302 Really? His name wasn't Larry Pancake, was it? 71 00:03:14,303 --> 00:03:15,804 That's racist, Ted. 72 00:03:15,805 --> 00:03:18,807 Legal says we can't make fun of people's names anymore, 73 00:03:18,808 --> 00:03:20,342 even if it's hilarious. 74 00:03:20,343 --> 00:03:22,644 The guy's name was Larry Pancow. 75 00:03:22,645 --> 00:03:24,179 Larry Pancow? 76 00:03:24,180 --> 00:03:26,448 Yesterday in after-care, Rose heard 77 00:03:26,449 --> 00:03:29,317 that someone named Larry Pancake was gonna lose his job. 78 00:03:29,318 --> 00:03:31,586 She knew? How could she have known ahead of time 79 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:34,422 - something that confidential? - One of the kids was talking about it. 80 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,325 If Rose could tell us who's about to be laid off, 81 00:03:37,326 --> 00:03:38,994 we could save their jobs. 82 00:03:38,995 --> 00:03:41,062 Being fired around here is not pretty. 83 00:03:41,063 --> 00:03:43,632 Veronica did have a point. 84 00:03:43,633 --> 00:03:45,634 When H.R. decides it wants somebody terminated... 85 00:03:45,635 --> 00:03:48,236 We're go on Larry Pancow. 86 00:03:48,237 --> 00:03:50,906 The extraction team swings into action, 87 00:03:50,907 --> 00:03:53,308 descending on the unwitting employee before he or she 88 00:03:53,309 --> 00:03:55,310 can remove any sensitive information 89 00:03:55,311 --> 00:03:57,579 worth millions to our competitors. 90 00:04:00,716 --> 00:04:02,951 Larry Pancow. 91 00:04:13,329 --> 00:04:15,363 When they lay people off in my department 92 00:04:15,364 --> 00:04:17,699 it makes me look weak, like my people are expendable. 93 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:20,235 Come on, Ted. You're a people person. 94 00:04:20,236 --> 00:04:22,571 Th Rose's help, we could save people. 95 00:04:22,572 --> 00:04:25,774 Isn't that the kind of thing you "people" people do? 96 00:04:25,775 --> 00:04:27,676 Okay. 97 00:04:27,677 --> 00:04:29,878 There are a lot of good peop here, 98 00:04:29,879 --> 00:04:31,880 and I'd like to save their jobs. 99 00:04:31,881 --> 00:04:34,583 We can have one conversation with Rose. 100 00:04:34,584 --> 00:04:35,650 Gently. 101 00:04:35,651 --> 00:04:37,118 Fine. 102 00:04:37,119 --> 00:04:40,021 Let's get her up here, crack her open like a lobster claw 103 00:04:40,022 --> 00:04:43,358 and scoop out her sweet white meat of information. 104 00:04:43,359 --> 00:04:45,994 - Gently. - I know you don't like to eat children, 105 00:04:45,995 --> 00:04:46,711 but it's that kind of talk 106 00:04:46,711 --> 00:04:48,712 and your cottage in the woods made of cCandy 107 00:04:48,712 --> 00:04:50,838 that keeps those rumors alive. 108 00:04:55,717 --> 00:04:58,185 My paycheck is a little light this week. 109 00:04:58,186 --> 00:05:01,121 - Is yours? - I never open it before I give it to my wife. 110 00:05:01,122 --> 00:05:03,891 She doesn't like me snooping into our finances. 111 00:05:03,892 --> 00:05:05,292 Hey, guys. 112 00:05:05,293 --> 00:05:07,828 - I sold one of my children's books. Yay. - Congratulations. 113 00:05:07,829 --> 00:05:08,198 That's great. 114 00:05:08,199 --> 00:05:10,711 And the coolest part is, it has a character 115 00:05:10,732 --> 00:05:13,033 that doesn't look like anyone you've ever seen. 116 00:05:13,034 --> 00:05:14,635 Don't you agree? 117 00:05:14,636 --> 00:05:17,237 And wouldn't it be fun to sign a release to that effect? 118 00:05:17,238 --> 00:05:18,806 Oh, my God. It's me. 119 00:05:18,807 --> 00:05:21,342 - It's not you, you egomaniac. - I love it. 120 00:05:21,343 --> 00:05:24,445 Okay, it's you. See, lem? I told you I'd look good with a tail. 121 00:05:24,446 --> 00:05:27,381 Not as good as I'd look with antlers. 122 00:05:27,382 --> 00:05:29,350 Of course, I'd have to cut the top off my car, 123 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:32,186 - but it would be totally worth it, even in a rain. - You better make sure 124 00:05:32,187 --> 00:05:34,688 - the company doesn't find out about your book. -Yeah, our employment contracts 125 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:36,156 say that anything we create 126 00:05:36,157 --> 00:05:37,925 automatically belongs to Veridian. 127 00:05:37,926 --> 00:05:39,960 But I thought that just meant, like, science-y stuff. 128 00:05:39,961 --> 00:05:42,062 Anything we create... science, 129 00:05:42,063 --> 00:05:44,465 literature, poetry, a mournful ballad. 130 00:05:44,466 --> 00:05:47,267 Even a hearty fish chowder I brought to a company picnic. 131 00:05:47,268 --> 00:05:49,303 Verian sold the recipe to the F.A.A. 132 00:05:49,304 --> 00:05:51,238 Now they use it to spray down a tarmac 133 00:05:51,239 --> 00:05:53,340 when a plane's coming in for a hard landing. 134 00:05:53,341 --> 00:05:55,843 I was gonna work on it while I was here 135 00:05:55,844 --> 00:05:57,878 because I'm under a really tight deadline, 136 00:05:57,879 --> 00:06:00,681 but I can't risk the company taking it away from me. 137 00:06:00,682 --> 00:06:02,383 What am I gonna do? 138 00:06:05,053 --> 00:06:08,522 You guys are thinking about antlers and tails, aren't you? 139 00:06:08,523 --> 00:06:11,325 Why do animals get all the best stuff attached to their bodies? 140 00:06:11,326 --> 00:06:14,628 I would love to have a blowhole. 141 00:06:14,629 --> 00:06:17,731 So tasha threw hamster poo at Molly, 142 00:06:17,732 --> 00:06:20,834 and she started crying because some of it got on her grapes. 143 00:06:20,835 --> 00:06:22,803 And grapes are Molly's ninth favorite fruit, 144 00:06:22,804 --> 00:06:27,207 after peaches... pears... mangoes... 145 00:06:27,208 --> 00:06:29,109 Oh, my God, your life is trivial. 146 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:31,345 How do you stand it? 147 00:06:31,346 --> 00:06:33,113 Veronica, we're being gentle, remember? 148 00:06:33,114 --> 00:06:35,616 Less Hulk, more Bruce Banner. 149 00:06:35,617 --> 00:06:37,451 Come on, kid. How did you know about 150 00:06:37,452 --> 00:06:39,559 - Larry Pancake getting fired? - Grace Hutchens told me. 151 00:06:39,721 --> 00:06:42,156 Grace Hutchens? That must be Bert Hutchens' kid. 152 00:06:42,157 --> 00:06:44,958 Well, that makes sense. Bert is head of human resources. 153 00:06:44,959 --> 00:06:46,070 She must have overhead something at home. 154 00:06:46,314 --> 00:06:47,752 What else did Grace say? 155 00:06:47,787 --> 00:06:50,497 Is anyone else losing their jobs? 156 00:06:50,498 --> 00:06:52,733 - I don't remember. - You don't or you won't? 157 00:06:52,734 --> 00:06:55,302 Veronica. Honey, if you don't remember something, 158 00:06:55,303 --> 00:06:57,204 that's perfectly okay. 159 00:06:57,205 --> 00:07:00,774 I think grace said somebody named... 160 00:07:00,775 --> 00:07:03,177 Paul is also getting fired. 161 00:07:03,178 --> 00:07:06,814 Was it Paul Spielman? Think, honey! Think! 162 00:07:06,815 --> 00:07:08,282 Or Veronica will 163 00:07:08,283 --> 00:07:10,484 inappropriately pressure you again. 164 00:07:12,554 --> 00:07:14,822 Pretty sure it was Paul Spielman. 165 00:07:14,823 --> 00:07:17,458 Oh, my God. Not Paul Spielman. 166 00:07:17,459 --> 00:07:20,427 - You have no idea who Paul Spielman is. - Not even a little. 167 00:07:20,428 --> 00:07:22,529 He's one of our department's best engineers. 168 00:07:22,530 --> 00:07:25,432 And they're just gonna throw him out on the street 169 00:07:25,433 --> 00:07:28,335 with no consideration for how weak that's gonna make me look? 170 00:07:28,336 --> 00:07:30,404 Paul might not like it either, 171 00:07:30,405 --> 00:07:33,307 - you know, 'cause he's got four kids. - Fine, I'm insensitive. I can live with that. 172 00:07:33,308 --> 00:07:35,909 But we have to save Paul's job. 173 00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:38,378 Not wanting the company to know about her book, 174 00:07:38,379 --> 00:07:40,447 Linda decided working on it at the office 175 00:07:40,448 --> 00:07:42,182 would be too risky. 176 00:07:42,183 --> 00:07:43,951 - Where are you going? - Bathroom. 177 00:07:43,952 --> 00:07:45,752 - With all your stuff? - I meant my bathroom at home. 178 00:07:45,753 --> 00:07:47,721 I don't feel well. 179 00:07:47,722 --> 00:07:50,524 So I need to go home for a few days 180 00:07:50,525 --> 00:07:51,925 and use the bathroom. 181 00:07:51,926 --> 00:07:54,661 - Yeah, that hangs together. - No, it doesn't. 182 00:07:54,662 --> 00:07:57,331 If I had more time, I'd bat you around like a cat toy. 183 00:07:57,332 --> 00:07:59,333 But I have to save some guy's job. 184 00:07:59,334 --> 00:08:01,368 So do whatever you want, because I don't care. 185 00:08:01,369 --> 00:08:03,470 Now that hangs together. 186 00:08:03,471 --> 00:08:05,739 - Veronica. - Ugh! There are employees everywhere. 187 00:08:05,740 --> 00:08:07,708 It's like I'm walking through spiderwebs. 188 00:08:07,709 --> 00:08:10,644 Do you know why my paycheck is a little light this week? 189 00:08:10,645 --> 00:08:13,213 That's the code for the company's legal services. 190 00:08:13,214 --> 00:08:15,149 Apparently you spent four hours 191 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:17,885 - with one of our attorneys last week. - Well, I've been seeing Nadine Webson, 192 00:08:17,886 --> 00:08:20,354 but we haven't been doing anything legal. 193 00:08:20,355 --> 00:08:22,055 Wait. Let me rephrase that. 194 00:08:22,056 --> 00:08:24,057 All attorneys hours have to be billed somewhere. 195 00:08:24,058 --> 00:08:25,959 The company doesn't care if you're estate planning 196 00:08:25,960 --> 00:08:28,395 or drilling her like an oil well. 197 00:08:28,396 --> 00:08:31,231 If you're spending time with a Veridian lawyer, you have to pay for it. 198 00:08:31,232 --> 00:08:34,301 But that's reducing my relationship 199 00:08:34,302 --> 00:08:37,037 - with this beautiful, intelligent woman to... - $300 an hour. 200 00:08:39,174 --> 00:08:41,375 I'm sorry to barge in, Nadine. 201 00:08:41,376 --> 00:08:43,844 But I just heard the strangest thing. 202 00:08:43,845 --> 00:08:46,213 Apparently the company charges me whenever we're together. 203 00:08:46,214 --> 00:08:48,982 Which means every time I have sex with you, 204 00:08:48,983 --> 00:08:51,185 - I have to pay for it. - Oh, my God. That's outrageous. 205 00:08:51,186 --> 00:08:52,786 I... I know. It's so... 206 00:08:52,787 --> 00:08:54,354 Naughty? 207 00:08:54,355 --> 00:08:56,657 Okay. Naughty. 208 00:08:56,658 --> 00:08:59,459 But... but... but doesn't it also seem... 209 00:08:59,460 --> 00:09:02,963 Extremely naughty? 210 00:09:02,964 --> 00:09:04,064 Purr. 211 00:09:06,401 --> 00:09:08,335 Mm. 212 00:09:10,572 --> 00:09:12,873 You argue cases with that mouth? 213 00:09:12,874 --> 00:09:14,541 Mm-hmm. Oh! 214 00:09:16,911 --> 00:09:18,912 Armed with information about Spielman, 215 00:09:18,913 --> 00:09:22,149 Veronica and I went into action to save his job. 216 00:09:22,150 --> 00:09:25,018 The sky hammer missile system is the ultimate stealth weapon, 217 00:09:25,019 --> 00:09:27,454 featuring our patented hush-a-boom technology. 218 00:09:27,455 --> 00:09:30,324 Hush-a-boom... when your army wants to get in and out 219 00:09:30,325 --> 00:09:32,759 without waking the neighbors. 220 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,161 Fantastic. 221 00:09:34,162 --> 00:09:36,630 War just keeps getting better. 222 00:09:36,631 --> 00:09:39,333 Thank you, but we really should give credit 223 00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:41,301 to our engineer... Steven Spielberg. 224 00:09:41,302 --> 00:09:43,403 - Paul Spielman. - Paul Spielman. 225 00:09:43,404 --> 00:09:45,505 We shouldn't even call it the sky hammer. 226 00:09:45,506 --> 00:09:47,574 We should call it the Spielman. 227 00:09:47,575 --> 00:09:49,142 Because that's the man's name. 228 00:09:49,143 --> 00:09:50,677 Spielman, huh? 229 00:09:50,678 --> 00:09:54,529 Why don't you stop that thing we were talking about? 230 00:09:54,949 --> 00:09:57,618 That's a no-go on Spielman. 231 00:09:57,619 --> 00:10:00,220 I repeat... no-go on Spielman. 232 00:10:00,221 --> 00:10:04,091 Copy that. The bird goes back in the nest, fellas. 233 00:10:05,693 --> 00:10:08,829 Have a nice day, sir. 234 00:10:12,100 --> 00:10:15,168 If we go past 4:00, do I have to pay for the full hour 235 00:10:15,169 --> 00:10:17,137 or do they bill by the quarter? 236 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:18,972 I don't know. I don't handle the money. 237 00:10:21,476 --> 00:10:23,877 Duck. Duck. Duck... 238 00:10:23,878 --> 00:10:25,979 I don't like my work life 239 00:10:25,980 --> 00:10:27,781 and my life with Rose to overlap, 240 00:10:27,782 --> 00:10:29,983 but since it was just this one time, 241 00:10:29,984 --> 00:10:32,052 - it's hard to see the harm. - Goose. 242 00:10:32,053 --> 00:10:34,988 Children... so adorable. 243 00:10:34,989 --> 00:10:37,090 In a way, they're like people. 244 00:10:37,091 --> 00:10:40,093 Yes, that's why there's a taboo about eating them. 245 00:10:40,094 --> 00:10:41,928 So good news about saving Spielman. 246 00:10:41,929 --> 00:10:44,765 Yes. 247 00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:46,700 It's a shame to let a resource like Rose 248 00:10:46,701 --> 00:10:49,569 - go to waste, isn't it? - No, it's not. It's fine. 249 00:10:49,570 --> 00:10:52,806 - Because we agreed we were gonna do this once. - Right. We're saving people. 250 00:10:52,807 --> 00:10:54,708 Why would anyone ever want to do 251 00:10:54,709 --> 00:10:57,177 - something heroic like that more than once? - Veronica... 252 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,680 I get it, Ted. If it had been up to you, 253 00:10:59,681 --> 00:11:01,715 it wouldn't have been "Schindler's list." 254 00:11:01,716 --> 00:11:03,583 It would've been "schindler's guy." 255 00:11:10,143 --> 00:11:12,178 Okay, how does the story end? 256 00:11:12,179 --> 00:11:14,380 Come on. Think. Back to basics. 257 00:11:14,381 --> 00:11:16,616 Lemur. 258 00:11:16,617 --> 00:11:17,917 Nothing. 259 00:11:19,987 --> 00:11:23,422 Hey, Linda. I just thought I'd stop by on my way home 260 00:11:23,423 --> 00:11:24,991 and see what amazing adventures 261 00:11:24,992 --> 00:11:26,826 my lemur brother from another mother is up to. 262 00:11:26,827 --> 00:11:28,461 He's up to nothing. 263 00:11:28,462 --> 00:11:31,230 He stared at me as I ate a carton of ice cream 264 00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:32,932 and then judged me 265 00:11:32,933 --> 00:11:35,568 - as I watched four back-to-back episodes of "Alf." - Well, maybe I can help. 266 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:38,404 Oh, I once had an affair with a 73-year-old woman. 267 00:11:38,405 --> 00:11:39,905 Can you use that? 268 00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:42,141 Only to vomit up the ice cream. 269 00:11:42,142 --> 00:11:44,277 I didn't have to come here, you know? 270 00:11:44,278 --> 00:11:45,678 I'm sorry, Phil. 271 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:48,381 I... it's just... what if I can't do this? 272 00:11:48,382 --> 00:11:50,383 Maybe I'm really not a writer. 273 00:11:50,384 --> 00:11:52,685 What if I end up just some product tester 274 00:11:52,686 --> 00:11:54,487 working for a soulless company 275 00:11:54,488 --> 00:11:56,322 with a half-finished lemur story in her drawer? 276 00:11:56,323 --> 00:11:57,790 What a cliché. 277 00:11:57,791 --> 00:11:59,725 You can do this, Linda. 278 00:11:59,726 --> 00:12:02,028 Okay, what do you have so far? 279 00:12:02,029 --> 00:12:04,530 The lemur feels stifled, living his small, 280 00:12:04,531 --> 00:12:06,599 uninspired life in his little tree. 281 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,870 His friends rally around him and help him find the courage 282 00:12:10,871 --> 00:12:13,105 to go off and seek his fortune. 283 00:12:13,106 --> 00:12:14,273 Okay. 284 00:12:14,274 --> 00:12:16,175 What if he geta summer job 285 00:12:16,176 --> 00:12:18,177 driving a van for meals on wheels 286 00:12:18,178 --> 00:12:20,079 and meets a sexually adventurous elderly lemur 287 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,715 who roughly takes his virginity? 288 00:12:24,184 --> 00:12:25,951 Thanks for stopping by, Phil. 289 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,653 Wait. 290 00:12:27,654 --> 00:12:29,822 Why does the lemur need to leave the tree anyway? 291 00:12:29,823 --> 00:12:31,757 Because the tree is stifling 292 00:12:31,758 --> 00:12:34,060 and the Linda has a dream... the lemur... 293 00:12:34,061 --> 00:12:35,961 the lemur has a dream, 294 00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:38,464 and she... me... he knows there's more to life. 295 00:12:38,465 --> 00:12:42,034 Why would he want tay in a little, tiny tree? 296 00:12:42,035 --> 00:12:45,304 Maybe because that's where all his friends are. 297 00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:48,140 No, you said the other lemurs rally around and help him. 298 00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:50,509 Maybe that makes him decide he should stay. 299 00:12:50,510 --> 00:12:53,212 That's it. That's the perfect ending. 300 00:12:53,213 --> 00:12:54,647 The lemur realizes 301 00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:57,249 he doesn't need to go off and seek his fortune 302 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,417 yeah. 303 00:12:58,418 --> 00:13:00,686 Because the only fortune anyone ever needs 304 00:13:00,687 --> 00:13:02,188 is friendship. 305 00:13:02,189 --> 00:13:03,422 Oh. 306 00:13:03,423 --> 00:13:05,825 And when you have that, you wouldn't leave it 307 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:07,860 for all the adventure in the world. 308 00:13:07,861 --> 00:13:12,098 Suck it, Veridian! I am rich and outta here! 309 00:13:14,701 --> 00:13:16,769 I was just in the neighborhood 310 00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,671 and thought Rose might enjoy some pizza. 311 00:13:18,672 --> 00:13:20,673 I don't usually feed Rose pizza 312 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:23,109 at 11:30 on a school night while she's asleep. 313 00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:26,178 But everyone's happy to wake up for pizza or Candy 314 00:13:26,179 --> 00:13:28,280 or a signed photograph of Zac Efron. 315 00:13:28,281 --> 00:13:31,117 There she is. What's the matter, honey? 316 00:13:31,118 --> 00:13:33,219 You couldn't sleep because you were worried 317 00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:35,421 there might be more cutbacks in our department, 318 00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:37,390 and that might reflect badly on me? 319 00:13:37,391 --> 00:13:40,726 No. Somebody out here isn't using hush-a-boom technology. 320 00:13:40,727 --> 00:13:42,661 Veronica, I told you, we're not pumping Rose 321 00:13:42,662 --> 00:13:45,598 - for any more information. - I don't know anything else anyway. 322 00:13:45,599 --> 00:13:48,401 I told you all the new stuff I heard at dinner. 323 00:13:48,402 --> 00:13:50,903 I... I couldn't resist. I like saving people. 324 00:13:50,904 --> 00:13:53,205 I make no apologies. I'm sorry. 325 00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:55,074 Oh, my God. What a hypocrite. 326 00:13:55,075 --> 00:13:57,510 I feel like I don't know you. Fake outrage. 327 00:13:57,511 --> 00:14:00,613 - Moving on. What did you get out of her? - Okay, here's the deal... 328 00:14:00,614 --> 00:14:02,581 Jeffrey Bouchard's daughter told Rose that their family's moving on Saturday. 329 00:14:02,582 --> 00:14:05,351 They're going to Seattle. 330 00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:07,586 - Jeffrey Bouchard. - Another engineer. 331 00:14:07,587 --> 00:14:09,522 There's a picture of you two on your office wall. 332 00:14:09,523 --> 00:14:12,391 People always want to have their pictures taken with me, Ted. 333 00:14:12,392 --> 00:14:13,959 I'm like a sunset. 334 00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:15,928 Anyway, why is my new best friend Jeffrey Bouchard 335 00:14:15,929 --> 00:14:17,930 suddenly moving to... wait a minute. 336 00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:21,000 - Zell Industries is in Seattle. - Yes, and they're developing a missile system 337 00:14:21,001 --> 00:14:23,402 very similar to the sky hammer. 338 00:14:23,403 --> 00:14:25,938 Bouchard is planning to steal hush-a-boom technology and jump ship. 339 00:14:25,939 --> 00:14:28,374 How could he do this? 340 00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:31,310 And after I let him use me like a sunset. 341 00:14:31,311 --> 00:14:33,312 Well, you better take his picture down. 342 00:14:33,313 --> 00:14:35,514 Maybe put it in your drawer next to the one 343 00:14:35,515 --> 00:14:37,783 of you and Saddam Hussein riding that tandem bike. 344 00:14:37,784 --> 00:14:39,452 Yeah. That was before he got weird. 345 00:14:40,954 --> 00:14:42,888 The next day, bright and early, 346 00:14:42,889 --> 00:14:46,192 Jeffrey Bouchard got a little surprise. 347 00:14:46,193 --> 00:14:48,127 Jeffrey Bouchard... 348 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:03,075 We've got a rabbit. 349 00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:05,878 Aah! 350 00:15:05,879 --> 00:15:07,680 Oh, that's Jeffrey Bouchard. 351 00:15:07,681 --> 00:15:09,682 I love it when they run. 352 00:15:12,440 --> 00:15:14,253 Tased flesh smells bacon-y. 353 00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:17,523 Now I'm hungry. 354 00:15:17,524 --> 00:15:18,757 Nadine? 355 00:15:18,758 --> 00:15:20,826 I'll be right out. 356 00:15:20,827 --> 00:15:23,496 Can't wait tsee you. 357 00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:25,498 I mean it. 358 00:15:25,499 --> 00:15:26,866 Hurry. 359 00:15:33,473 --> 00:15:35,307 Oh, boy. 360 00:15:35,308 --> 00:15:38,344 It's gonna me 300 bucks just to get you outta that rig. 361 00:15:38,345 --> 00:15:41,680 - I thought you would like this. - No, I do, I do. It's sexy. 362 00:15:41,681 --> 00:15:43,749 You know what would be really sexy? 363 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:46,185 If you could do some work for another billable client 364 00:15:46,186 --> 00:15:48,420 - while I take it off you. - That would be fraud. 365 00:15:48,421 --> 00:15:51,423 So now you're asking me to commit a crime for you. 366 00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:55,861 A naughty, naughty crime. Purr. 367 00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:57,162 Purr. 368 00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:59,698 Okay, first of all, you can't just say "purr." 369 00:15:59,699 --> 00:16:02,301 You actually have to make the sound. 370 00:16:02,302 --> 00:16:04,136 And that's not even my biggest problem 371 00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,406 with all of this. 372 00:16:09,910 --> 00:16:11,944 Phil. Oh, my God. 373 00:16:11,945 --> 00:16:14,179 I just got off the phone with my mom. 374 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:16,615 - She saw my lemur on the Internet. - I'm on the Internet! 375 00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:18,684 Shh. The company can't find out about this. 376 00:16:18,685 --> 00:16:20,619 They'll take it away from me. 377 00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,621 I just turned in my manuscript, 378 00:16:22,622 --> 00:16:25,491 - and my publisher is already promoting it. - I could help promote it. 379 00:16:25,492 --> 00:16:27,326 I'm a pretty decent ice skater. 380 00:16:27,327 --> 00:16:29,395 Maybe I could have my own capade. 381 00:16:29,396 --> 00:16:32,965 Oh, you will have a capade, my friend. 382 00:16:32,966 --> 00:16:35,434 My mom said it's on some asian web site. 383 00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:39,171 - Your mom is really tech savvy. - That is so hot. 384 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,206 Why did I say that? 385 00:16:41,207 --> 00:16:43,175 - Oh, look! There he is. - Oh. 386 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,778 Oh, he's so cute. 387 00:16:45,779 --> 00:16:47,746 Yum yum! 388 00:16:47,747 --> 00:16:49,615 - What is he doing? - Yum yum! 389 00:16:49,616 --> 00:16:51,684 I don't know. It looks like it's... 390 00:16:51,685 --> 00:16:53,819 Yum yum! 391 00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:55,554 An ad. 392 00:16:55,555 --> 00:16:57,823 Yum yum! 393 00:16:57,824 --> 00:17:00,626 - For beer. - Yum yum! 394 00:17:02,429 --> 00:17:05,531 For children. 395 00:17:08,802 --> 00:17:10,936 So you have a good afternoon. 396 00:17:10,937 --> 00:17:13,372 Remember, your main job is to have fun. 397 00:17:13,373 --> 00:17:16,075 But if you happen to hear anything... 398 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,477 Today, I'm going to concentrate on Vanessa. 399 00:17:18,478 --> 00:17:20,646 There's something going on there. 400 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:29,488 I want to report a children's book 401 00:17:29,489 --> 00:17:31,490 that a veridian employee sold to another company. 402 00:17:31,491 --> 00:17:33,726 I demand veridian take possession of it immediately 403 00:17:33,727 --> 00:17:35,961 and not punish the person who wrote it. 404 00:17:35,962 --> 00:17:38,364 I feel very strongly about that last part. 405 00:17:38,365 --> 00:17:40,332 Is this about that book you were writing 406 00:17:40,333 --> 00:17:43,202 - while you were pretending to be sick? - How did you... 407 00:17:43,203 --> 00:17:45,104 all I have to do is look at Phil, 408 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:46,605 and he tells me everything, 409 00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,540 even things I don't want to know, 410 00:17:48,541 --> 00:17:51,610 - like his time-saving system for washing his legs. - I just found out 411 00:17:51,611 --> 00:17:54,013 my publisher is owned by a huge, evil conglomerate 412 00:17:54,014 --> 00:17:57,316 that's using my character to sell beer to children in Asia. 413 00:17:57,317 --> 00:18:00,219 God, I love Asia. There's no regulation on anything. 414 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:03,055 Did you know companies there can just shoot a man in the street? 415 00:18:03,056 --> 00:18:04,990 I heard that at a conference 416 00:18:04,991 --> 00:18:06,892 about reasons to move your business to Asia. 417 00:18:06,893 --> 00:18:08,360 I know. 418 00:18:08,361 --> 00:18:10,696 They make it crazy hard to kill anyone here. 419 00:18:10,697 --> 00:18:12,197 I want my country back. 420 00:18:12,198 --> 00:18:14,533 Anyway, if the company takes ownership of my book, 421 00:18:14,534 --> 00:18:16,468 they can stop these ads, right? 422 00:18:16,469 --> 00:18:19,371 Yes, but it'll be tied up in litigation for years. 423 00:18:19,372 --> 00:18:22,274 Your book's not gonna be your ticket outta here. 424 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:23,909 I have no choice. 425 00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:25,444 Look at you. 426 00:18:25,445 --> 00:18:28,313 You were so anxious to get away from this place, 427 00:18:28,314 --> 00:18:30,783 and now you have a problem 428 00:18:30,784 --> 00:18:33,185 and who do you come running to for help? 429 00:18:33,186 --> 00:18:35,521 The company. The glorious company. 430 00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:37,690 - Say it with me. - The glorious company. 431 00:18:37,691 --> 00:18:40,426 I'm kidding. I just wanted to see if you'd do it. 432 00:18:40,427 --> 00:18:43,462 - Now say... - Veronica. 433 00:18:43,463 --> 00:18:45,964 So Linda didn't get to quit her day job. 434 00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,966 But like her lemur, she realized 435 00:18:47,967 --> 00:18:50,869 she could find something nice about where she already was. 436 00:18:50,870 --> 00:18:54,006 "And the lemur said to all of his friends in the forest, 437 00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:55,841 'I love you guys, even you, lion, 438 00:18:55,842 --> 00:18:58,277 who devoured my friend Keith.'" 439 00:18:58,278 --> 00:19:01,714 - Rose. - And I realized maybe using Rose's help 440 00:19:01,715 --> 00:19:04,116 to know what's going on around here isn't such a bad thing. 441 00:19:04,117 --> 00:19:06,185 So anything interesting happen today? 442 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,520 Oh, yeah. I found out something funny. 443 00:19:08,521 --> 00:19:11,090 Amy Bouchard's father wasn't taking her to Seattle. 444 00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:13,726 He's taking her to see cattle. 445 00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:15,494 She isn't moving away. 446 00:19:15,495 --> 00:19:17,496 Her dad just likes looking at cows. 447 00:19:17,497 --> 00:19:19,364 Uh... daddy's gotta go fix something. 448 00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:22,935 So why don't you go listen to the rest of that book? 449 00:19:22,936 --> 00:19:24,570 And no more spying. 450 00:19:24,571 --> 00:19:26,605 It's my fault, but you shouldn't do it. 451 00:19:26,606 --> 00:19:29,374 Now don't let it worry you, but daddy's gonna turn 452 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:32,644 and run away as fast as he can. 453 00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,284 Our team... 454 00:19:39,285 --> 00:19:41,687 Over 100,000 strong... 455 00:19:41,688 --> 00:19:45,290 And we love all of them. 456 00:19:45,291 --> 00:19:47,826 Unless they cross us. 457 00:19:47,827 --> 00:19:51,230 Then we'll hunt them down and hurt them, 458 00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:53,932 because that's love, too... 459 00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:57,510 Veridian Dynamics. Don't cross us 460 00:19:57,511 --> 00:19:58,370 Ever. 461 00:19:58,371 --> 00:19:59,600 Seriously. 462 00:19:59,601 --> 00:20:01,998 Just don't. 463 00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:07,880 Jeffrey, there is no question bad things were ne to you, 464 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,507 and there is also no question whose fault it was. 465 00:20:10,507 --> 00:20:11,764 Ted. 466 00:20:13,426 --> 00:20:17,555 - I got tasered, Ted. - I know, and I'm very sorry. 467 00:20:17,555 --> 00:20:19,724 A... and if there's any way I can make it up to you... 468 00:20:19,724 --> 00:20:21,311 Maybe you can. 469 00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:24,188 Let me see that taser you got. 470 00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,233 Oh, Jeffrey... 471 00:20:33,655 --> 00:20:35,658 I'm so sorry! 472 00:20:35,659 --> 00:20:38,320 Sync by yescool / corrected by chamallow35 @ www.addic7ed.com @ 473 00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:42,920 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0